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"In keeping with Creationist theory, Palin is quoted as saying that humans and dinosaurs co-existed on Earth a mere 6,000 years ago. Yee-HAW Sarah!"

Hats off to Mark Blogsdon for pointing me to these wonderful illustrations...

mark wahlberg talks to animals

This is one of the funnier things I have seen in a very long while.

another crazy email from a friend.....

On sat night I was sound asleep...all cozy in my bed when I was awoken by what I can only describe as the sound of a thousand or so hyennas...high pitched screaming and laughing sounds all mixed into one...it was 150 am...at first I thought it was my tv and maybe the commercial was just really loud as sometimes that happens...well when I completely come too I realize it is coming from outside my bedroom window...this sound was like nothing i have ever heard before and there was no way I was falling back to sleep anytime soon from this jostle out of the unconcious...groggy and pissed (because i have to get out of my perfectly warm bed) I make my way to my back door to open it to see what the commotion is....to my surprise a fight that had started inside the Driftwood (bar on montrose right across the alley from me) had poured out into the alley...I am not even kidding when I say that 150 black kids are screaming and cat calling as 1 white guy and 1 white girl are getting mercilessly beat...the obnoxious noise is the cheering section for the 100 to 1 maelei that is going on...most unbelievable thing I have ever seen...I look up and see others like myself looking on unable to do anything...i call the cops...i am told they know about it and until there is enough backup there is nothing they can do...meanwhile these two kids continue to get the snot beat out of them...finally after what seems like an eternity the cops show up...I would say a good 70 were bound with plastic cuffs...and the alley looked as though a genuine riot had taken place...What I can't figure out is where they all came from...i have been in the Driftwood before and the bar is never even remotely crowded...it was weird and strange and like nothing i have witnessed before....phew sorry for blabbing on and on just thought it was an interesting story...the end!