Ah, yes, it is beautiful, isn't it?
This beautiful South African Wildebeast taxidermy mount belongs on my wall. I've always wanted some form of mounted mammal to be my pet...or friend...or conversation piece.
Link: Good morning, beast!
Beast: (silent)
Link: Well, have a nice day!
I'd do that every morning, I think.
Ok, dear reader, if you met me and we ended up back in my cave, would you find it strange to see a hairy, mounted South African Wildebeast head on my wall? Would you judge me? Or would you simply say hello?
I like the Wildebeast.
But what else is there?
Can I get a artificially smiling deer? Or a screaming one? What about a Zebra?
There's always the Moose.
This moose is quite incredible...and I'm sure would be a welcomed wonder in my little sunless apartment, but its almost $2000. That's a lot of green for a big furry Moose.
hmmmmm.