I am a lifelong fan of the Chicago Bears.
Growing up in my favorite state Wisconsin, this was difficult at times. I was the kid wearing the Bear hat/shirt/jersey/Halloween Costume in the middle of Cheeseland, the subject of constant bombardment from friends, teachers, everyone. I am the guy that wore a Bears hat to Menards in Wausau this last summer, only realizing I had the hat on after noticing menacing glares from customers and paint department employees.
Last year, the Chicago Bears went to the Super Bowl. And lost. To a quarterback that looks like a horse. (horse!) I made the terrible mistake of watching the game with a flock of Packer fans. They tormented the hell out of me the entire game, presumably not aware that I had only really wanted to just watch the game and relax. I decided then and there that I would go to Lambert field the next season with a bag of sugar and walk around sweetening gas tanks. As you can imagine, that never came to fruition, as I am not crazy or willing to go to jail.
As any person who isn't a complete dolt (no offense Kannenberg) should realize, Brett Favre is one of the best quarterbacks of all time. He is tough as nails and truly has fun out there on the field. In a sports world of shitheads leading dogfighting rings and pumping themselves full of steroids, Favre is a welcome beacon of light. Unfortunately for me, he plays for the Green Bay Packers. How can I heap praise on a man that plays for the worst football team in the NFL? This question is difficult to answer. Perhaps it is a question that doesn't need an answer. Maybe it just is the way it is.
This last season, I watched my beloved team fall and stumble around the
field (with a few exceptions, such as beating the Green Bay Packers
TWICE, yay!). I also watched the Green Bay Packers enjoy an
unexpected resurgence. They may be for real. They may be going to the Super Bowl.
Under normal circumstances (Bears out, other teams in), I would just slip into apathy. Who cares who goes to the Super Bowl. Who cares who wins. This guy will watch it for the commercials and only hope that it is a good game. This year, however, I am teetering towards something new and on some level personally repulsive. I may root for the Green Bay Packers. I have been wrestling with this thought for a week now and my soul still shakes at the thought. Let me explain myself here.
1. I love Wisconsin. Wisconsin loves the Green Bay Packers.
2. Brett Favre is bigger than Jesus and winning a Super Bowl would be a perfect way for him to retire.
3. I really don't like the Patriots. I don't like Tom Brady (last summer I heard he wears capri pants)
Ok. So there you have it. Go Green Bay...
Or not? Maybe this is the wrong decision. What about those Packer fans that peck peck pecked at me the ENTIRE Super Bowl last year? What about the years of scoffs and glares? What about that one time that the Green Bay Packer lineman Charles Martin took the cheap shot on Jim McMahon in 1986, stifling the Bears chances of going back to the Super Bowl and starting the dynasty we all know they deserved? Then again, fuck Jim McMahon. What about the fact that a Bears fan should never root for the Packers? These are all questions that need to be addressed.
Many of my friends are Packer fanatics. These are people that believe the Packers will go to the Super Bowl EVERY year. I give them credit for their enthusiasm. I have sent emails to many of these people telling them of my intention to back the Packers this one time. Many have responded with fair acceptance and welcoming words. They are letting me into their club for a few weeks. When I say many, I mean nearly all. I was just coming to accept that I would be rooting for the Packers to win the Super Bowl, when I got an email from one of my best friends. And this, my dear Cheeseheads, may have changed everything....
This email contained no words, just a picture.
GO BEARS.